Anonymous asked:

please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.

beartnie Answer:

Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:

1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves

2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD

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3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.

thesexiestselkie:

Am I high is this a real post I’m seeing

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catboygirlboss:

dyggot:

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

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adizzyninja:

to2llynottoby:

fruitpilled-peachcel:

With the death of Jimmy Buffett, it’s clear the old world is dying. Boomerism slipping quietly into the night. Maybe no one else better represented its aspirational vision. The end of the work day. The end of history. The possibility, just over the horizon, of a terrestrial paradise. A cheeseburger in paradise.

today, my friends, it’s 5 o'clock everywhere

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I’m sorry I had to bring these tags out cuz they damaged me

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millenialtrashuncle:

elvhendis:

Somebody translated the infernal runes face tattoo that you can put on your character and the runes on the forhead literally just spell “forhead”, the runes on the nose spell “nose” and the runes on the chin say “chin”

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tiny-librarian:
“clancyreinhart:
“growing-yet-into-magic:
“witchesversuspatriarchy:
“Or just go to browse and hang out! I promise it will be inspiring :)
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It’s also a lot easier to do research in a library; sure, it’s one thing to have internet...

tiny-librarian:

clancyreinhart:

growing-yet-into-magic:

witchesversuspatriarchy:

Or just go to browse and hang out! I promise it will be inspiring :)

It’s also a lot easier to do research in a library; sure, it’s one thing to have internet access, but it’s another to have wifi access to databases and books on the topic an approximate two minute walk away.

Also in a library you aren’t expected to buy anything? So you can just sit there all day FOR FREE and nobody cares!

And there’s so many services we can hook you up with, plus we’re professional finders of information who like a good challenge!

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Anonymous asked:

“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU

redstonedust Answer:

i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her

a-la-orilla-del-rio:

crazykuroneko:

In response to Slate’s article on the possibility having non-heteromative team in figure skating (particularly, ice dance and pairs), Oniceperspective shared a glimpse of Gabriella Papadakis (FRA) and Madison Hubbell (USA) working on their same-sex program. You can see how they switch the leading figure between them.

You can see them trying out lifts in this video.

The rest is on Instagram here:

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